There’s blood everywhere…
This guy just tripped, faceplanted the safety bar on the treadmill – thereby winning the ‘Ironic Injury of the Year’ award – then hit the belt, only to be thrown off the end.
I feel terrible for the guy.
He’s definitely broken his nose, and he’s trying to be cool about it. But that’s got to seriously hurt, the 50 or so people in the room won’t stop staring at him, and that’ll have murdered his 10k time.
Plus someone keeps shouting “Wahey! Nice trip, mate?” I realise it’s me, so I stop.
And to be honest, I’m not sure what I’d be more upset about, the pain or the embarrassment.
But it got me thinking…
Anyone who produces social media content eventually feels like they’re running on a treadmill with the never-ending churn of writing new posts.
Well, I know I used to.
And it felt like, sooner or later, I was going to run out of good ideas and faceplant the safety bar.
That’s why I built The Social Success Machine.
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Giving you time to get off the treadmill before you trip over yourself.
(And – if you do it instead of heading down the gym this afternoon – it might also indirectly save you from redecorating the changing room in a striking shade of Nasal Crimson.)
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(Including sports injury rehabilitation, fittingly enough…)
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