Don't just hire a Comedy Writer - hire a whole hive-mind

Our Services

Sure, you could hire a comedy writer. But why not hire an entire hive-mind of Comedy Creatives instead – and have them collaborate remotely, on-demand, whenever you need them.

The UK’s best joke writers, along with some of our favourites from New York and LA – and co-ordinated by our Social Media Managers, Project Managers and Creative Director in London. 

Whether your project just needs a quick shot in the arm and a punched-up script, you need brand new ideas to pitch, or you want to embed the White Label team into your own process so that you – like me – can have a hive-mind of Comedy Writers living in your back pocket ready to be deployed at a moment’s notice: we’ve got the perfect package for you.

Pay As You Go Comedy Content Packs

Comedy content for brands and small businesses

Supercharge your engagement, boost your reach, and get more sales on social

No retainers, no monthly commitments

20, 40 or 80 pieces of Ready-to-post comedy content written for you, and in your inbox in just 7 days

Note: some of the content above is from our “Simulated Twitter Takeover” series – where we show big brands who haven’t yet hired the hive-mind how much better life would be if they did. 

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  • 80 short-form posts
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A top-tier comedy writer charges up to £800 a day to write jokes for Talk shows, Panel Shows and Entertainment Television.

Hire the Hive-Mind and you'll have 30 of them collaborating on-demand, to entertain and engage your audience, for a fraction of the price.

Full Service Social Media Management

Get Full Service Social Media Management - with world class comedy content on tap

Engaging, entertaining comedy content crafted by a hive-mind of the UK's best comedy writers - turning your disengaged audience into an army of raving fans

Additional copy penned by your dedicated Social Media Manager - so your pipeline will always be full of engaging content that's on-brand and on-message

Planned, created, scheduled and posted for you - so you can sit back with your feet up, watching the awesome content roll out and the comments, likes and shares roll in.

An approvals process tailored to your needs - so you can be as hands-on, or hands-off, as you like.

Level One

  • At least 5 jokes per week written by the hive-mind
  • 5 additional hours per week from your assigned Social Media Manager for:
  • Additional Social Media Copywriting
  • Stock Image Selection and Platform-specific reversions
  • Scheduling and Approvals Management
  • Monthly Reporting

Level Two

  • At least 10 jokes per week written by the hive-mind
  • 10 additional hours per week from your assigned Social Media Manager for:
  • Additional Social Media Copywriting
  • Stock Image Selection and Platform-specific reversions
  • Scheduling and Approvals Management
  • Monthly Reporting
  • Audience, Keyword, Hashtag and Trending Topic Research
  • Simple Graphic Design

Level Three

  • At least 20 jokes per week written by the hive-mind
  • 20 additional hours per week from your assigned Social Media Manager for:
  • Additional Social Media Copywriting
  • Stock Image Selection and Platform-specific reversions
  • Scheduling and Approvals Management
  • Monthly Reporting
  • Audience, Keyword, Hashtag and Trending Topic Research
  • Advanced Graphic Design
  • Custom Photoshops
  • Infographic Creation
  • SEO / Thought Leader Blog Writing
  • Facebook "Boosted Posts" Management and Reporting

Additional Services

Content Marketing

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We get it. We’ve all been there. You got a little too obsessed with SEO, you churned out a load of content that persuaded Google to send people your way, and now you’re stuck – because the second they hit the page, they bounce. With comedy content written by our talented team, you’ll give them a reason to stay on the page – and an even bigger reason to share your content, and with it, your message.

  • Blog Punch-up (funny headline + 8 additional jokes) £600
  • Email Copy Punch-Up £400

Funny Facebook ads

Funny Ads travel further, at a fraction of the price. They’re more effective when they arrive, too. But Comedy’s hard to get right, right? Not with us in your corner it’s not. We all already A/B test an Ad’s offer, headline, copy, image and landing page until we’re sure they chime perfectly with our target audience – now we’re going to use the exact same process to find your BSOH (Brand Sense of Humour).
  • Ad Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Ad Copy £495
  • Ad Copy + Artwork £795
  • Full A/B Testing Package £1995
  • Video Ad Scripts (See scripted content)
  • Full Service Video Ad Production POA

Scripted Content

Writing a script that’s funny is one thing. Making sure it delivers your key messaging at the same time is another. Our unique process means the hive-mind can do just that – and in record time.

Got a script on your desk that you’re just not loving? Let us help you knock it into shape. We’ll share your script with the hive-mind – who’ll break it down section by section, line by line, offering up suggested punch-ups and improvements. We’ll take the very best of these, and work them into a revised draft of your script that actually delivers.

  • Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Up to 30 secs £500
  • Up to 60 secs £750
  • Up to 90 Secs £1000
  • Up to 3 Mins £1500
  • Up to 10 Mins POA
  • Punch-Ups POA
  • Full-Service Video Production POA

Display Advertising

A relatively new string to our ever-expanding bow – in February 2020 White Label Comedy began work on a series of display Ads for one of our regular clients. These Ads will be placed in the EasyJet in-flight magazine.

  • Magazine Ads POA
  • Newspaper Ads POA
  • Tube Ads POA
  • Billboard Ads POA
  • Guerilla Marketing POA

Presentation Punch-Ups

If you think comedy can help win over your customers, just think how big an impact it can have on your colleagues, and the rest of the industry. Let the hive-mind add a layer of light-touch humour to your next presentation, and you won’t just make your audience laugh – you’ll make them love you.

  • Up to 15 Mins £495
  • Up to 30 Mins £995
  • Up to 45 Mins £1495
  • Up to 60 Mins £1995

Television Production

We built White Label Comedy for brands – but our collective TV credentials mean we often get Telly-types knocking at our door. We’ve generated VT ideas (and scripted a 4 minute insert film) for The One Show, helped development teams generate fun, funny, commissionable titles for their shows, and can also help punch up pitch-docs to make sure you’re not just telling the channel it’ll be funny – you’re showing them too.

  • "Name that show" brainstorms (15-20 ideas) £300
  • Punched-up Pitch Docs (up to 4 pages) £500
  • Punched-up Pitch Docs (up to 10 pages) £750
  • VT Script (up to 5 mins) £1500
  • VT Script Punch-Up (up to 8 mins) £750
  • Half-hour script punch-up POA
  • Hour-length script punch-up POA

Creative Brainstorms

Tired of staring at a blank page and waiting for great ideas to magically appear? Let our hive-mind be an extension of your mind – and you’ll have a slate of great ideas on your desk in no time.

  • Brand Sense of Humour Audit + Strategy £995
  • Campaign Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Video Content Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Facebook Ad Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Brand Activation Ideas Brainstorm £995
  • Blog Content Brainstorm £995
  • Stage Design Brainstorm POA

See what the entertaining, engaging version of your socials would look like, with a...

Simulated Social Takeover

A boardroom-ready mock-up in your inbox in just 7 days

So you can visualise life with a hive-mind of comedy writers sitting in your back pocket - and show any other decision makers just how engaging, entertaining and impactful your socials would become

The entertaining, engaging, version of your chosen social feed - crafted by a hive-mind of the UK's best comedy writers

Presented in a realistic boardroom ready mock-up - making it even easier to sell change up the chain

All the content is yours to post on your real socials too - so you can see just how much your audience loves it when you make them laugh

Each Simulated Social Takeover features £995 worth of content and artwork - yours for just a fraction of the price