Amazon Sucks (Sorry Not Sorry)

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There are two ways to sell on social.

The first is to post like a robot. Here’s the product. Buy Buy Buy.

The second is to post like a human. Relate to your customers. 

Which one do you think gets the best results?

To find out, let’s zero in on a real David and Goliath battle.

And this is one that proves that anyone who’s ever said “their audience is huge – we could never compete” is so, so wrong.

Henry Sotheran’s – a tiny bookstore in London that’s only open for 18 hours a week, has a pretty healthy 17,600 followers on Twitter.

Amazon Books, meanwhile – the enemy of bookstores, and destroyer of high streets – has a modest 358,000.

I wonder what those 358,000 followers thought of this gripping tweet?

Over at Sotherans, on the same day, they were having much more fun.

And their audience loved it.

I don’t know what’s more striking – how easy Sotherans are finding it to “be human” on social, or how hard Amazon seem to find it?

On the same day that Amazon treat us all to an un-enticing link to an underwhelming blog…

 The guys at Sotherans are building a book fort, and having the time of their lives.

If you’re wondering whether we’ve just conveniently chosen these examples to prove our point – Sotherans had 6,500 people hit the like button in response to their last 10 tweets. 

Amazon Books, meanwhile, got themselves an impressive 81 likes from their audience of almost 400,000.

Yet, if you carve up Amazon’s daily marketing budget, they probably paid more for those ten tweets than Sotherans pay their social media guy in a month – maybe a year.

In fact, I know that they do – because they were all written by an employee of the book store called Oliver.

And we agree wholeheartedly with Nicola McFadyen – that guy deserves a pay rise.

Still – thanks to Amazon Books, and in spite of what they might hope, we’re having no trouble falling asleep at all.

Whether your brand is the David, or the Goliath.

If you want to start relating to your audience. 

If you want to start entertaining and engaging, instead of just selling.

You could hire Oliver. 

But we hear he’s pretty happy where he is.

So you might have to settle for a hive-mind of TV’s best comedy writers instead.

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Adam Hunt

Adam Hunt

Advertising Creative, Copywriter, TV Producer, Comedy Writer and the Founder and Creative Director of White Label Comedy

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