Fixed by White Label
The Simulated Twitter Takeover
Ginsters
We offer our clients the opportunity to have us work for them in secret – they get to literally “White Label” our content as their own.
So how do we show prospective clients how great our work is? Simple. We take over the timelines of brands who haven’t yet hired us, and we fix their content, in a (simulated) Twitter Takeover.
Ginsters hasn’t yet hired the hive-mind. If they did, it might look a bit like this.
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The Cornish coast is 433 miles long. Which means if you laid down 4,645,639 pasties in a row, you’d have wasted 4,645,639 pasties.
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Self-isolation getting you down? You’re never alone with a Ginsters slice.
#NetflixAndChilli
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The boss just told me off for delivering this week’s social media report late. But hey – at least the edges were perfectly crimped.
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The only thing flakier than our perfect pastry:
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Another 3 weeks of lockdown, another 3 weeks to think of a more popular pasty than Ginsters. Good luck.
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Everyone: I want to eat this delicious hot meat and gravy, in the car. Is that too much to ask?!
Us: We got you fam.
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Everyone thinks pasties were invented for the mines, but that’s a spelling mistake.
(Did you never wonder why those guys were so quiet?!)
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The biggest Cornish pasty ever made weighed 860 kilos and contained 1.75 million calories. The seagull that swooped down to steal it was the size of an Airbus A380.
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Apocalypse Kernow – “I Love The Smell of Pastry In The Morning”.
#GinstersGoesToHollywood
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Filling Eve – A starving security operative and an emaciated assassin become embroiled in a deadly fight over a Ginsters pasty.
#GinstersOnTV
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Snack Reacher – A homicide investigator overstretches in Tesco whilst trying to grab a Ginsters.
#GinstersGoesToHollywood
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While we’re all meet-free, why not try meat-free? Available in all good supermarkets.
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In case you haven’t noticed, we hereby claim this emoji 
as our own. #itsapastynotadumpling.
Ginsters @therealginsters
What time is it?
#itsapastynotadumpling
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They say that some pies are better than our pasties. But that’s just cobblers.
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1969 was an important year. Bryan Adams got his first real six string, man set foot on the moon, and Geoffrey Ginster started baking pasties in a derelict egg packing barn in North Cornwall.
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We’ve heard rumours that Cornwall might be getting a new flag.
Initially we were set against it, but maybe it doesn’t have to be so black and white.
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Public service announcement to all you home-bakers out there:
Just because it CAN go in a pasty doesn’t mean it should.
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Cornwall contains many protected Areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty. These include stretches of coastline, Bodmin moor, and the middle bit of a pasty where you find a big chunk of beef.
