Don't just hire a Comedy Writer - hire a whole hive-mind

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Sure, you could hire a comedy writer. But why not hire an entire hive-mind of Comedy Creatives instead – and have them collaborate remotely, on-demand, whenever you need them.

The UK’s best joke writers, along with some of our favourites from New York and LA – and with co-ordination handled by our Project Managers and Creative Director in London. 

Whether your project just needs a quick shot in the arm and a punched-up script, you need brand new ideas to pitch, or you want to embed the White Label team into your own process so that you – like me – can have a hive-mind of Comedy Writers living in your back pocket ready to be deployed at a moment’s notice: we’ve got the perfect package for you.

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Monthly Social Media Packages

(Prices start at £745 per month)

A top-tier comedy writer charges up to £800 a day to write jokes for Talk shows, Panel Shows and Entertainment Television.

Hire the Hive-Mind and you'll have 30 of them collaborating on-demand, all month long, for a fraction of the price

Content Calendar Packages

At the start of each month, we deliver all the content you need for that month – based on your own content calendar, your marketing objectives, and our knowledge of what plays well at different times of the year.

All written content will be short-form (280 characters or less) – ready for you to use across as many social media channels as you wish.  Images will be optimised for one platform (your primary platform) as standard, with reversioning for additional platforms available on request. 

Monthly A

£ *** per month
  • 20 short-form posts per month

Monthly B

£ *** per month
  • 40 short-form posts per month

Monthly C

£ *** per month
  • 80 short-form posts per month
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Monthly D

£ *** per month
  • 160 short-form posts per month
Best Value

Reactive SOcial Packages

At the start of each month, we deliver 50% of the content you need for that month – based on your own content calendar, your marketing objectives, and our knowledge of what plays well at different times of the year.

The rest of your content for that month is reactive – delivered ad-hoc, in response to new products and offers, breaking news stories, pop culture and emerging online trends. 

All written content will be short-from (280 characters or less) – ready for you to use across as many social media channels as you wish.  Images will be optimised for one platform (your primary platform) as standard, with reversioning for additional platforms available on request. 

Once a Week

£ *** per month
  • 120 short-form posts per month
  • Reactive Content Delivered Weekly

Twice a Week

£ *** per month
  • 120 short-form posts per month
  • Reactive Content Delivered Twice Weekly
  • Includes 20 custom Photoshops per month
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Daily Delivery

£ *** per month
  • 120 short-form posts per month
  • Reactive Content Delivered 5 days a Week
  • Reactive Content can include Customer Service responses if requested.
  • Includes 60 custom Photoshops per month
  • Includes dedicated "Creative Lead" - a senior writer who lives and breathes your brand day in, day out, in order to identify each and every opportunity for great content.

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Additional Services

Content Marketing

content marketing

We get it. We’ve all been there. You got a little too obsessed with SEO, you churned out a load of content that persuaded Google to send people your way, and now you’re stuck – because the second they hit the page, they bounce. With comedy content written by our talented team, you’ll give them a reason to stay on the page – and an even bigger reason to share your content, and with it, your message.

  • Blog Punch-up (funny headline + 8 additional jokes)
  • Email Copy Punch-Up

Funny Facebook ads

Funny Ads travel further, at a fraction of the price. They’re more effective when they arrive, too. But Comedy’s hard to get right, right? Not with us in your corner it’s not. We all already A/B test an Ad’s offer, headline, copy, image and landing page until we’re sure they chime perfectly with our target audience – now we’re going to use the exact same process to find your BSOH (Brand Sense of Humour).
  • Ad Ideas Brainstorm
  • Ad Copy
  • Ad Copy + Artwork
  • Full A/B Testing Package
  • Video Ad Scripts
  • Full Service Video Ad Production

Scripted Content

Writing a script that’s funny is one thing. Making sure it delivers your key messaging at the same time is another. Our unique process means the hive-mind can do just that – and in record time.

Got a script on your desk that you’re just not loving? Let us help you knock it into shape. We’ll share your script with the hive-mind – who’ll break it down section by section, line by line, offering up suggested punch-ups and improvements. We’ll take the very best of these, and work them into a revised draft of your script that actually delivers.

  • Ideas Brainstorm
  • Up to 30 secs
  • Up to 60 secs
  • Up to 90 Secs
  • Up to 3 Mins
  • Up to 10 Mins
  • Punch-Ups

Display Advertising

A relatively new string to our ever-expanding bow – in February 2020 White Label Comedy began work on a series of display Ads for one of our regular clients. These Ads will be placed in the EasyJet in-flight magazine.

  • Magazine Ads
  • Newspaper Ads
  • Tube Ads
  • Billboard Ads
  • Guerilla Marketing

Presentation Punch-Ups

If you think comedy can help win over your customers, just think how big an impact it can have on your colleagues, and the rest of the industry. Let the hive-mind add a layer of light-touch humour to your next presentation, and you won’t just make your audience laugh – you’ll make them love you.

  • Up to 15 Mins
  • Up to 30 Mins
  • Up to 45 Mins
  • Up to 60 Mins

Television Production

We built White Label Comedy for brands – but our collective TV credentials mean we often get Telly-types knocking at our door. We’ve generated VT ideas (and scripted a 4 minute insert film) for The One Show, helped development teams generate fun, funny, commissionable titles for their shows, and can also help punch up pitch-docs to make sure you’re not just telling the channel it’ll be funny – you’re showing them too.

  • "Name that show" brainstorms (15-20 ideas)
  • Punched-up Pitch Docs (up to 4 pages)
  • Punched-up Pitch Docs (up to 10 pages)
  • VT Script (up to 5 mins)
  • VT Script Punch-Up (up to 8 mins)
  • Half-hour script punch-up
  • Hour-length script punch-up

Creative Brainstorms

Tired of staring at a blank page and waiting for great ideas to magically appear? Let our hive-mind be an extension of your mind – and you’ll have a slate of great ideas on your desk in no time.

  • Brand Sense of Humour Audit + Strategy
  • Campaign Ideas Brainstorm
  • Video Content Ideas Brainstorm
  • Facebook Ad Ideas Brainstorm
  • Brand Activation Ideas Brainstorm
  • Blog Content Brainstorm
  • Stage Design Brainstorm

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