Zane hits his fist on the desk…
…slams his laptop closed…
And stomps out of the office.
Mark: “Jill, what’s up with Zane?”
Jill: “His social posts aren’t getting any likes.”
Mark: “But I thought we’d decided to give away all our best advice for free?!”
Jill: “We have, but it’s not working.”
Mark: “Oh… that’s awkward.”
Jill pulls out a box from her bag.
“This will solve all Zane’s troubles,” she says.
She places a little card on the box that says:
“Fill in the blanks and watch the magic happen.”
Mark: “I don’t think tickets to a magic show will help…
Besides, remember how upset HR got when Zane tried to pull Sally out of a hat at the Christmas party?”
Jill: “It’s not tickets to a show, you dummy.
It’s a secret weapon for better social content.
He fills in these joke templates and gets more engagement than he’s ever seen.”
Mark: “You know anyone will see right through this story, right? It’s obviously a weird, last ditch attempt to pitch Brands Against Mundanity.”
Jill: “Shh, stay in character; you’re going to break the 4th wall and ruin everything. Commit to the bit!”
Mark: “Fine, then I guess you’ll want me to ask… what
do they does Zane have to do?
Jill: “I’m glad you asked, Mark. He just has to take out the $1 trial, and he’ll get…
An exclusive monthly delivery of 31 hilariously topical, fill-in-the-blanks social media templates – sent straight to his inbox.
Each set of these never-before-seen joke templates is precision-crafted by a team of A-List TV Comedy Writers – and includes an EXPLOSIVE mix of:
Text Jokes…Graph Gags… And Meme-Maker formats…
…so, Zane will NEVER run out of inspiration for his social media posts, ever again.”
Mark: “Smooth Jill, totally natural.”
Jill: “Thanks. I’m thinking of writing a one-woman show and taking it to Edinburgh next year actually…
The details are here:
Mark: “I thought they were in a box on Zane’s desk?”
Jill: “Quiet you”.
And that’s all, folks!
Characters in order of appearance:
Zane – played by Adam.
Mark – played by Adam
Jill – played by.. er.. Adam