Do it for your front teeth

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Or should that be don’t do it for your front teeth? Let’s get into it…

Imagine you’re a boxing promoter. Let’s call you Fatcat Phil.

You stand to make A LOT of money off an upcoming fight – until your fighter pulls out. He’s sprained his hammy or a tonsil or something.

You can’t cancel the fight. Your business depends on it. The fans are eager to see some top tier violence, and their wallets are open.

So what do you do?

Do you find a replacement fighter? Book a seasoned pro who always delivers?

Or do you think “Sod it, I’ll get in the ring myself!” despite having only tried boxing a couple of times, possessing very little in the way of fitness, finesse or natural ability…

AND being quite fond of your front teeth?

You’d hire a professional, wouldn’t you?

Ok, so I’ll admit – this analogy is ropey. (A bit like a boxing ring, am I right!?)

I don’t fully understand how the boxing business works…

And therein lies my point.

We’re all experts at different things.

Me? I’m pretty damn good at running a social media marketing agency.

My team? Really f*cking good at writing jokes and creating magnetic social media content for brands of all shapes and sizes.

And you? Well, obviously you’re amazing at running your business.

(Meanwhile, Fatcat Phil is a great promoter, an exceedingly poor boxer, and a surprisingly decent Magic the Gathering Trading Card Game player.)

You might not be a social media expert.

Furthermore – you might not have the hundreds of hours, resources or inclination to become one.

And that’s okay.

In fact it’s “all fine and dandy”, as Fatcat Phil would say.

(And there he was, thinking his purpose in this email had run its course…)

You don’t need to be a social media expert – because you’ve got us.

Or, you know, you could have us.

A whole team of social media experts, jumping into the ring on your behalf – to wow and win over your audience, and knock your competitors’ front teeth out in the process.

All you have to do is click here to book a call.

Adam Hunt

Adam Hunt

Advertising Creative, Copywriter, TV Producer, Comedy Writer and the Founder and Creative Director of White Label Comedy

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