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My Award-Winning* Team
Crafting Your Content -
Get one month FREE!

*Awards include: ‘Best Sandcastle Brighton Beach 2009′,’Most-Improved Dresser’, and loads for writing comedy and stuff.

We’ll create your social posts for 4 months -
And you only pay for 3!

Want the best…most hilarious social media content money can buy (without lifting a finger)? It’s all yours! With our Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly package.

And because we’re feeling terrifically generous – we want to give you an entire month’s worth of irresistible, engagement-driving content absolutely FREE.

All you have to do is sign up to our 3-month Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly Package. And you’ll receive an extra month of done-for-you social posts – for the same price as a breath of fresh air! (That’s zero pounds by the way, unless Marky Zucks has purchased ‘the sky’ since I last checked.)    

That’s a saving of up to £3,790 off our regular done-for-you price.  

What’s inside the Scroll-Stopping Social
Monthly Package?

Our flexible Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly Package comes in 3 different sizes. And unlike the sizes in Starbucks, we’re not gonna mess you about by switching languages halfway through.

That’s…small…medium or large.

(Obviously it’s not just the font size that changes. You wouldn’t pay extra for that. Unless…you would? Worth a shot.)

It means you get to choose how much (or how little) content you need for your business. And we’ll do the rest! 

Each month me and my team of joke-writing wizards* and expert graphic designers will…

*You could call them ‘Haha Potters’. Sadly I’m legally prohibited from doing so.

Study key themes and trending topics in your niche - so our jokes are always fresh…on-point…and 100% relevant to your dream customers…

Undergo a “Relatable Truth Refresh.” Each month we’ll examine what’s happening in your market, and in your ideal client’s universe - so your content adapts and evolves as quickly as your marketplace…

Conjure up an overflowing treasure trove of pitch-perfect content ideas - that we know your audience will love…

Take the top 1% of our content ideas, and translate them into relatable…shareable jokes, graph gags, memes, and comedy quotes - to boost your reach and send your socials soaring…

Craft eye-catching, scroll-stopping artwork. Have our highly-skilled team of graphic designers save you from DIY Canva Despair. They’ll pair your hot-off-the-press new jokes with hilarious custom-made images that finally get you the attention you deserve…

Write a month’s worth of perfectly-paired, engagement driving social media copy. This might be a question your audience will be burning to answer…or a relatable statement that commands a response. Either way, we’ll help you start relationship-building conversations that turn cold leads into raving fans…

Revise or replace any content you don’t absolutely love. We’re sure you’ll be crying with laughter the minute you receive your monthly comedy content drop. But in the unlikely event you’re not 1,000,000% satisfied - we’ll replace any less-than-perfect posts, until you’re skipping with content marketing glee!

In other words, we’ll do the social media grunt work for you. So, all you have to do is keep an eye on your inbox at the start of each month. Then…​

…pop your images and captions into your platform(s) of choice – and watch the magic unfold!

But that’s not all. To make this deal even sweeter – we’re going to hand you a FREE copy of the Marketing Bible to end all Marketing Bibles. Here’s the deal.

When you sign up to our small…medium…or large 3-month Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly package you’ll also receive a fully-fleshed out, tailor-made copy of your business’s Relatability Matrix – for FREE (regular price £995!)

This is a HUGE Deal!
Here’s Why…

The Relatability Matrix is NOT the latest mind-bending Keanu Reeves movie. It’s something WAY better (although admittedly, the stunts aren’t quite as good). 

It’s a proprietary audience research method – developed by me and my team of ultra-nerdy research boffins – after years of testing and optimising our joke-writing process. And it’s the social secret sauce that helps us consistently nail our clients’ content.

Your Relatability Matrix will be overflowing -
with pages and pages of Relatable Truths

Nowadays, the Relatability Matrix underpins every piece of content we create at White Label Comedy. In truth, we can’t create reliably entertaining, engaging and high-converting social posts without it! (We tried, once – but Brian’s head exploded and very nearly ruined the wallpaper…)

That’s not all.

The Relatability Matrix isn’t just a potent marketing tool that we harness at White Label Comedy. It’s also an invaluable asset you can use as a guide for:

  • Your website…
  • Your emails…
  • Your blog posts…
  • Your paid ads…
  • Your collection of printed mouse mats (if you’re woefully behind the times) or NFTs (if you’re woefully up to date)…
  • And more!

Now, normally we’d ask you to pay an upfront fee of £995 before my team of audience research nerds gets to work on your Matrix.

But we’re going to produce yours for FREE – when you sign up to our small…medium…or large 3-month Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly package.

The contents of your Relatability Matrix will give you years worth of inspiration as you grow your business. And you can claim yours for FREE with the Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly Package

Small... Medium... or Large...

You Choose!*

As I mentioned earlier, we have three Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly packages for you to choose from. Here’s what you get when you sign up for our 3-month, money-saving deal:

*What do you mean, “Can you choose for me?” I’m not your mum. 

…fine. Go for Large. It’s the best value for money:

Small

£1495

Per Month

  • Monthly content theme research and “Relatable Truth Refresh”
  • Monthly content planning - and idea brainstorming
  • 12 x eye-catching social graphics - containing the perfect mix of jokes…graph gags…memes…and comedy quotes
  • 12 x hyper-engaging pieces of caption copy
  • Content revisions or replacements

Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!

PLUS – this FREE bonus!
  • A FREE custom-made Relatability Matrix (regular price £995)
Save £2,490 on done-for-you comedy content creation

Medium

£1995

Per Month

  • Monthly content theme research and “Relatable Truth Refresh”
  • Monthly content planning - and idea brainstorming
  • 24 x eye-catching social graphics - containing the perfect mix of jokes…graph gags…memes…and comedy quotes
  • 24 x hyper-engaging pieces of caption copy
  • Content revisions or replacements

Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!

PLUS – this FREE bonus!
  • A FREE custom-made Relatability Matrix (regular price £995)
Save £2,990 on done-for-you comedy content creation

Large

£2795

Per Month

  • Monthly content theme research and “Relatable Truth Refresh”
  • Monthly content planning - and idea brainstorming
  • 31 x eye-catching social graphics - containing the perfect mix of jokes…graph gags…memes…and comedy quotes
  • Reversioned social media graphics - for you to use on up to three different platforms, as well as Instagram and Facebook Stories
  • 31x hyper-engaging pieces of caption copy
  • Content revisions or replacements

Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!

PLUS – this FREE bonus!
  • A FREE custom-made Relatability Matrix (regular price £995)
Save £3,790 on done-for-you comedy content creation

Book a Call Today -
And save up to £3,790!

Get Our "Love Your Posts"
Guarantee

Guarantee

You pay for 12, 24 or 31 posts, and get 12 (or 24, or 31) posts that you love.

We’ll revise and replace until you’re 100% happy.

The Scroll-Stopping Socials
Monthly Package Is NOT For Everyone

Now, before I go – it would be careless of me to ignore this one final (but crucial) point. The right social media strategy can send your engagement…your reach…and your sales through the roof.

And we love seeing the look on our clients’ faces when that happens. But before we work with any business, we need to know we’re the right fit to make comedy magic together.

So here’s what we need from you:</