Fixed by White Label

SHOPIFY

The Simulated Twitter Takeover

We offer our clients the opportunity to have us work for them in secret – they get to literally “White Label” our content as their own. 

So how do we show prospective clients how great our work is? Simple. We take over the timelines of brands who haven’t yet hired us, and we fix their content, in a (simulated) Twitter Takeover.

Shopify hasn’t hired the Hive-Mind – but if they did, it might look like this:

Shopify @shopify 
That feeling when you see you’ve got orders from Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Lizzo 🤩🤩 …then realise you’ve opened Spotify.

Shopify @shopify 
Setting up a Shopify store is super easy, leaving you with plenty of time to research the best products to sell. In other news, does anyone want to buy 5000 fidget spinners?

Shopify @shopify 
The worst thing about being a sole trader? Catching yourself by the kitchen sink gossiping. About yourself.

Shopify @shopify 
Think of your first business as your first child. You’re new to this, it’s going to be a learning curve, and it’s okay if you give up and sell it off at a loss to a stranger on the internet ok so there’s a possibility I’m not meant to be a parent.

Shopify @shopify 
Meet Chuck – the collaborative robot who works with humans to make fulfilment better.

While your chatbots are busy gossiping – Chuck just gets on with the job.

Shopify @shopify 
Store owners! It’s time to relocate to the only shopping mall without arrows on the floor and an eight-mile socially distanced queue outside.

Shopify @shopify 
Shopify helps you look like a dynamic small business (instead of one that’s just really far away).

Shopify @shopify 
A lot of business gurus say you can never have too much information. They’ve clearly never sat through their drunk parents explaining when, where and how they were conceived.

Shopify @shopify 
There’s a fine line between how you run a small business, and how you ruin it.

Shopify @shopify 
Business Lingo Lesson #1

B2B = business to business

B2C = business to consumer

B2Z = an incomplete set of encyclopaedias

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According to a recent survey, business owners waste up to 18% of their time on non-essential activities. Like surveys.

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