How would you like to have me and my team of A-List comedy writers craft your social media content for you?
When you sign up to Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled – my team of top tier comedy writers will use the monthly frameworks inside Brands Against Mundanity Monthly to create all of the entertaining, engaging content you need each month…
In 30 days from now you could have thousands of potential customers engaging with your content, and lining up to hear about your offers…
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Here’s the deal.. I’m going to get a tonne of your potential customers to the point where they’re literally OBSESSED with you…
I want them following you around the internet…
Watching you like paparazzi in heat…
And desperately waiting for you to drop your next piece of content like it’s a new Jay-Z and Beyonce collab album.
How am I going to do it?
With our Done For You version of Brands Against Mundanity Monthly (you know, that thing you just signed up for).
Which, henceforth, is called 
“Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled” 
.
Basically…
My team and I will craft jokes for your brand that reel in hordes of potential customers ready to be sold to
……We’re going to be doing all the work for you, but at a fraction of the cost of our other agency services.
(With the exception of our “book a candlelit dinner with one of TV’s top comedy writers” service, which I’ve had to slash to bargain bin prices since he started growing that weird little moustache…)
Let me break down how this is going to work…
Here’s how Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled, could amass an audience of potential customers who are OBSESSED WITH YOU*.
*In a “love your brand and keep clicking on your offers” way, not a “secretly live in your shed and keep sending you hair in the mail” way.
Every month – you’ll have my team complete 16 of our Brands Against Mundanity viral joke formulas to craft comedy-powered social posts for your brand or business.
(That’s one every other day – so you can schedule them around your regular posts, keeping your feed fresh with a regular dose of comedy gold).
All the content they produce for you will be designed not just to entertain your audience – but also to get them talking
……Sparking discussion…
…Driving shares…
…Potentially inspiring them to create a crude likeness of you from blu-tack and lint…
…And DEFINITELY creating opportunities for genuine interactions with your future customers.
Because you’re not having us create social posts for the sake of it…
…you’ll be having us craft engagement-driving content that turns scrollers into scarily loyal fans who want to hear about your offers.
(And anything else you care to tell them e.g. what you think of their latest tattoo of your face).
How do we create content that clients like Anthony love that much? The process looks like this…
Done-For-You Step 1:
You’ll get a completed Relatability Matrix – with your customer’s Relatable Truths mapped out for you.
Which is the key to success when selling online. (It might be overkill if you’re selling at a car boot / yard sale – unless you want to DESTROY your competition…)
Because when your content is powered by Relatable Truths, you aren’t just another brand on social media…
…the guys gasping for likes, only ever one low moment away from Googling “what is an engagement bot and how can I get one”…
…instead, every piece of content you share demonstrates that you understand your customer on a deeper level than anyone else – and that’s how to become one of the most loved brands in your market.
Your competitors can try all they like to mimic it – but the unique blend of wit and resonance will be unparalleled.
We charge up to $2,500 for a Relatability Matrix – and our clients love them, because they can be used over and over again to build out any type of high-performing marketing asset – content, ads, emails, sales pages, applications to participate in TV game shows with enormous cash prizes… you name it.
But as part of this new offer – we’re going to build it for you, for FREE.
Done-For-You Step 2:
Every month……
You’ll have my A-list comedy writers complete 16 of our Brands Against Mundanity viral joke formulas for you – and create the artwork* and write the post copy too.
*We’ll get our pro design team to do the artwork, not the comedy writers. Unless you’re into semi-erotic surrealist stick figures…?
With each post we create for you, you don’t just gain followers – you gain true fans and brand advocates who passionately spread the word about your business.
And where every other brand claims to be “different” – oh, you care about the planet and human rights, do you? How ORIGINAL – yours will actually be different, and you’ll shine through as the authentic authority in your market.
Not because you don’t care about the planet or human rights (I hope), but because rather than just saying “we’re different”…
…You’ll prove it, by having us create content built around your audience’s Relatable Truths – so every post echoes the sentiments of your most passionate, satisfied and loyal customers.
(And if they happen to be passionate about semi-erotic surrealist stick figures, so be it…)
Done-For-You Step 3:
You’ll get everything sent to you for feedback and approval.
(The need for your approval is, after all, what motivates comedy writers every second of their waking lives…)
Look, we pride ourselves on nailing everything – the jokes, copy, artwork, etc – first time….
…Like Heather who wrote in to say:
“Y’all really knocked it out of the park!
I feel like this month’s content is even better than the first, and it seems like y’all are gaining an even deeper understanding of the struggles faced by the community, the services we provide, and how to make them both relatable to our audience.
Thank y’all so much!”
But – just in case – you’re always backed up by our ‘love your jokes guarantee’…
Meaning, you’ll get any jokes, copy or artwork you don’t like replaced – at no extra charge.
(Honestly, there’s no catch – you don’t even need to feel bad about a comedy writer getting fired! Forget I mentioned Brian, single father of three. He’ll be fine.)
Done-For-You Step 4:
Sit back and relax, O’ Mighty Brand Leader.
You can now watch on gleefully as the likes and shares roll in – with a growing cult community of disciples super fans engaging, and helping to amplify your divine teachings brand message.
Just like Jude did…
“You guys at WLC have also been a dream to work with…
…You’ve totally nailed the perfect TOV for Fray and looking at our social posts, we’ve gone from trawling through negative comments about the lack of meat, to lots of positive sentiment, plenty of comments about loving our pies…
…Exactly what we were hoping for.”
Jude Smart – Fray Bentos
And as your profile grows – you could see the influencers and celebrities of your market (yep, there are influencers in every niche – even pies) organically engage and associate with your brand, amplifying your reach further.
Seriously, that’s it.
Just let us do it all for you.
(Well, not all. You’ll have to pick your own celebratory beverage.)
Now… If you’re one of those people who like to get really deep into the nitty gritty…
Firstly, respect. People like you make the trains run on time and do important things like correcting strangers’ grammar on the internet.
And secondly…
Sign up to Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled today…
…and lock in a price that’s SO generous I should really get you to sign an NDA and promise not to tell any of our big brand clients…
Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled - Tier One:
You’ll have our A-list comedy writers complete a new set of 16 BAM viral joke formulas for your brand every month.
Crafting jokes that grab attention – not just for laughs, but as a strategic tool in your marketing arsenal to gather up a crowd of potential customers.
Here’s what you get:
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Completed Relatability Matrix (worth $2,500):
This is the road map to creating content and marketing assets that pull in customers like clockwork. We’ll use it to craft jokes that have potential customers obsessed with your brand… …But you can also use it to build ads, emails, sales pages, a job ad for your new full-time wealth manager, and any other type of marketing materials. -
16 jokes that pull in an audience of potential customers from every corner of the internet (worth $2,000+):
We’ll provide you with a hilarious mix of one-liners you can use right away - and jokes for you to create memes and graph gags with. You’ll just need to adapt the Canva templates provided, and your artwork is ready to roll, so that… … every other day… …including weekends, holidays and even, God-forbid, a normal boring Thursday in the middle of March… …you have a new piece of must-see content pulling in followers who leave positive comments, share your message, and become loyal fans. -
Love Your Jokes Guarantee (priceless*):
If, for any reason, you don’t love any of the jokes we’ve written for you - we’ll replace them with new ones until you’re happy. *In terms of value it’s up there with your most treasured possession, or your fifth-favourite family member.
Normally, hiring our team to write that many jokes would cost you north of $2,000 (and that’s not including the cost of building out your Relatability Matrix).
(I know, I know. But my comedy writing A-Listers insist on getting paid so they can ‘feed their families’, and other such trivialities…)
But now, you can get Tier One of Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled for just $550/month.
Or, if you want every aspect of content creation taken care of, we have Tier Two…
Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled - Tier Two:
You’ll get everything I’ve just outlined in Tier One…
- The completed Relatability Matrix (worth $2,500)…
- 16 Jokes to pull in hordes of potential customers (worth $2,000+)…
- And the Love Your Jokes Guarantee (frankly unfathomably valuable).
Plus, for Tier Two, we’ll…
Throw in a ‘Comedy Writers Unwrapped’ Advent calendar where behind every window is, well, you can use your imagination…
Do all the design, graphics, images and photoshopping work for you. Ensuring every post is on-brand, scroll-stopping, and grabs the attention of your ideal audience.
And...
- We’ll write all the supporting post copy – so that your post is primed to drive engagement and create loyal fans by seamlessly transitioning from a laugh to a compelling reason to follow.
Meaning...
- All 16 pieces of content come ready to post – and all you need to do is drop them in a scheduler, then watch as your hyper-engaged audience of potential customers grows daily.
Every joke is written by the same comedy writers who have written jokes for some of the most watched TV shows, and other super-successful comedians and personalities recognised the world over, like…
Mock the Week…
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire…
The One Show…
Graham Norton…
Sue Perkins…
Jon Richardson…
Al Murray…
Dermot O’Leary…
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire…
Big Brother…
Mel and Sue…
Surprise Surprise…
Professor Stephen Hawking…
And this is the same team of designers, copywriters and comedy writers that our big brand agency clients hire at $15,000/month +.
But you can get them working on your brand’s content with Brands Against Mundanity: White Labelled - Tier Two, for just $750/month.
(Note to self: probably don’t send this email to agency clients…)
Or upgrade to our biannual subscription and pay just $2995* every 6 months
(equivalent to just $495 per month)
*(+ VAT for UK customers)
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