Our flexible Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly Package comes in 3 different sizes. And unlike the sizes in Starbucks, we’re not gonna mess you about by switching languages halfway through.
That’s…small…medium or large.
(Obviously it’s not just the font size that changes. You wouldn’t pay extra for that. Unless…you would? Worth a shot.)
It means you get to choose how much (or how little) content you need for your business. And we’ll do the rest!
Each month me and my team of joke-writing wizards* and expert graphic designers will…
In other words, we’ll do the social media grunt work for you. So, all you have to do is keep an eye on your inbox at the start of each month. Then…
…pop your images and captions into your platform(s) of choice – and watch the magic unfold!
But that’s not all. To make this deal even sweeter – we’re going to hand you a FREE copy of the Marketing Bible to end all Marketing Bibles. Here’s the deal.
When you sign up to our small…medium…or large 3-month Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly package you’ll also receive a fully-fleshed out, tailor-made copy of your business’s Relatability Matrix – for FREE (regular price £995!)
The Relatability Matrix is NOT the latest mind-bending Keanu Reeves movie. It’s something WAY better (although admittedly, the stunts aren’t quite as good).
It’s a proprietary audience research method – developed by me and my team of ultra-nerdy research boffins – after years of testing and optimising our joke-writing process. And it’s the social secret sauce that helps us consistently nail our clients’ content.
Nowadays, the Relatability Matrix underpins every piece of content we create at White Label Comedy. In truth, we can’t create reliably entertaining, engaging and high-converting social posts without it! (We tried, once – but Brian’s head exploded and very nearly ruined the wallpaper…)
That’s not all.
The Relatability Matrix isn’t just a potent marketing tool that we harness at White Label Comedy. It’s also an invaluable asset you can use as a guide for:
Now, normally we’d ask you to pay an upfront fee of £995 before my team of audience research nerds gets to work on your Matrix.
But we’re going to produce yours for FREE – when you sign up to our small…medium…or large 3-month Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly package.
The contents of your Relatability Matrix will give you years worth of inspiration as you grow your business. And you can claim yours for FREE with the Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly Package
As I mentioned earlier, we have three Scroll-Stopping Social Monthly packages for you to choose from. Here’s what you get when you sign up for our 3-month, money-saving deal:
*What do you mean, “Can you choose for me?” I’m not your mum.
…fine. Go for Large. It’s the best value for money:
Per Month
Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!
Per Month
Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!
Per Month
Pay for 3 months upfront and get your 4th month Free!
You pay for 12, 24 or 31 posts, and get 12 (or 24, or 31) posts that you love.
We’ll revise and replace until you’re 100% happy.
Now, before I go – it would be careless of me to ignore this one final (but crucial) point. The right social media strategy can send your engagement…your reach…and your sales through the roof.
And we love seeing the look on our clients’ faces when that happens. But before we work with any business, we need to know we’re the right fit to make comedy magic together.
Nope, sorry – that’s the recipe for my dinner tonight. Here’s what we need from you:
We’ve worked with businesses of all shapes and sizes – from start-ups to big business (and everything in between). But no matter what size your business, you must be ready to leverage and multiply the impact you’ll get from your socials.
We’ve seen social media accounts take-off faster than you could possibly imagine. Are you truly ready for the attention you’re about to generate?
We will do 99% of the grunt work. But marketing is a collaborative process. And while we’re great at what we do, we know that no one understands your customers as well as you do.
In fact, you’re our window into your audience’s world when we first get started. It means the more you give us during onboarding, the more you’ll get back.
Then let’s get the ball rolling! Why waste another minute wondering just how much money you could be leaving on the table – with every tumbleweed post.
Click to book a call today – and claim a month’s worth of FREE comedy content.